"Tree Huggin Hairy Ho"-Rodney finds Ember on a hiking trail. She looks like a typical tree-huggin' kayaking hippie, hairy armpits and legs. But she's sitting on a tree trunk, freshening her makeup. What's up? Rodney asks her why she's fixing her face in the woods. She tells him that she's hoping to run into a porn producer who will hire her. Wow, what a coincidence. Rodney examines her hairy bush, then she sucks his dick. He takes her home, and fucks her, ending with her jerking him off all over her face.